What would it be like to bottom for him?

So the other night, I had this really crazy dream. As you can guess from the title of this post, it was about Captain America himself – Chris Evans.

Yep, that’s right! And in my dream, it was the furry version of the man (meaning his chest wasn’t shaved). Even his behind and legs were furry! I only mention because nowadays, some guys are all about manscaping everything, you know?

But here is the weird part about my fanciful slumber. When Chris and I were doing the nasty, I couldn’t get it up. If there ever was a person you didn’t want to lose your confidence with, it would be him!

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I’m not sure when it happened but at some point, Chris could tell that I was feeling anxious. That’s when he looked into my eyes with his amazing baby blues and assured me that everything would be alright.

Before I knew it, we were getting down to business. I’m not going to go into graphic detail. Suffice it to say that I was playing an eager catcher.

But at least in my dream, he wasn’t super aggressive.

You may not know this but Chris is actually kind of big (if you know what I mean). I’m not just saying that from a place of wishful thinking. There’s actual photographic evidence (see this post).

I’m only bringing the topic up because in my dream (you may call it a fantasy) the guy took his time. He kept asking me: Does it hurt? Am I going to fast?

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I can only speak for myself but I’ve had a lot of boyfriends in the past who could care less about things like comfort and pain. Instead, they just wanted to shove it in and get their jollies.

But not Chris – well – at least not in my mind’s projector.

The only crummy thing that happened was I woke up just before … well, you know.

At any rate …

Later in the day, when I was fully awake, it dawned on me that in real life, Chris probably is a gentle man. I mean just look at his Twitter account.

The guy is all about animals and equality. He’s like a lick of sweetness from a sugar stick and a cute stuffed animal … all at once.

Anyway, I’ve rambled on too long now. Have you ever fantasized about making love to an actor? If so, who was it?

F— I need a boyfriend – obviously!