This year every single star in the Oscar’s Best
Actor
category has gone nominude!

Body transformation enthusiast Christian Bale packed on the
pounds for Vice, but beefed up – and went ass out – for
American Psycho.

Bradley Cooper briefly flashed his ass for his nominated
turn in A Star Is Born, but we prefer him wet and hot –
and gay
– with Michael Ian Black in Wet Hot American Summer!

What Dafoe is Willem Dafoe nominated for? Who cares! We saw
his penis in The Dance of the Sphinx & the Chimera.

Speaking of penis, Green Book’s Viggo Mortensen, took a page
out of the Book of Peen by going full
frontal
in Captain Fantastic.

Finally, Rami Malek wore some pretty tight pants as Freddie Mercury in Bohemian Rhapsody. But we prefer him pantsless in Need For Speed.